Where oh where has our little Murph gone?

Since Murph has been so conspicuously absent throughout our new online venture, I thought I'd do a bit of amateur sleuthing to track down his whereabouts. Turns out he's a very busy guy.

Between his couture handbag and accessories line, his football and wrestling careers, his time on the road playing with The Blues Brothers, his neighborhood pub and his time in the trenches as a warrior poet, he has precious little time left for blogging.

Don't forget us now that you've hit The Big Time, Matt. We knew you when you were just plain ol' Murph.